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The Crew

Who is this insane bunch of BBQing heros I hear you ask? this page is here to introduce you to members of the crew. Pictures are coming soon! so then you'll know who to avoid!

Benson

AKA the player or batman

Benson gives an air of intelligence/homosexuality, but like to disguise it by dressing as a gangSTAR. He can usually be located trying to sleep with your girlfriend or her friends or even your boyfriend. His delicate skin and perfect hair (don't touch it under penalty of death by castration) make him an aprentice chef and amature drinker, If he isn't at a BBQ he's usually at 'physics' (your bird's place).


Craig

AKA Old Man or Dicko or Fluff

Craig is soft and fluffy on the outside and soft and fluffy on the inside, he's as insane as he is hairy. Likes to spout big words and talk about Einstiens theory of relativity. He can usually be found dodging the customs and excise officers who hunt him. His extensive body hair make him a liability as a chef so he spends his time working on his future vocation :  professional drinker. HIs backup profession is catchphrase generator.


John

AKA Pollard (official name) or Jay Pee

Pollard, famed for his thrill seeking nature he is one of two smokers in the group, and is also one of two members who have transport. For this purpose he is usually used as a donkey to carry beer, burgers and BBQ's to the chosen BBQ destination. His penchant for smoke automatically made him head chef, he cooks amazing burgers whilst drinking and smoking and also playing football. In short he is a machine. He's also head of photography.


Oli

AKA Ols or Tubs Senior

Oli was instrumental in the setting up of the crew and was the driving force behind the very first BBQ. Also likes discussing Einstine his work and theories this distracting hobby of his makes him a drinker not chef/lover. He can usually be found doing something charitable, reading 'New Scientist', drinking coffee or talking about tits......his OR hers.

Rory

AKA Roars

Tallest member of the group, apprentice drinker and chef. Slightly insane. Converses in whistles and talks to trees.

Russell

AKA Roosello or Big Russ or to a lesser extent Tubs Junior

Russ is an all round good guy, he is the second of two smokers within the crew and also has 'wheels'. Usually turns up just in time for the food being ready a heavy smoker since birth a heavy drinker since he was 13 and amature footballer, professional drummer and tightarse. Hobbies include arguing and trying to pass of comedians jokes as his own.

AKA Gaz or History Boy

Smallest and newest member of the group and is known for his welshness, one liners and being bullied by bigger boys. Can usually be found with his head in the latest edition of NME or getting down to som 'phat tunes' sorry ladies he IS taken.